I miss Bill ...

I miss Bill ...

It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is good natured political humor from a show on Canadian TV, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton. 

"Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes.  Yep, that's right - I miss Bill!  He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.  He played the sax.  He smoked weed.  He had his way with white women." 

"Even now. . . look at him.  His wife works and he doesn’t.  AND he gets a check from the government every month."

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America’s shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations’ distinguished men.  It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.  The DODGE DRAFTER will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, “I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."  


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Proud To Be White!

Proud to be white! ... Michael Richards makes his point . . .

Michael Richards, better known as Kramer from TV's Seinfeld, does make a good point.

This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. 

In it he raised a few interesting points . . .

I have been wondering about why whites are racists,and no other race is???

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc. 

And then there are just Americans.

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.

You call me 'White boy', 'Cracker', 'Honkey', 'Whitey', 'Caveman'... and that's OK. 

But when I call you nigger, kike,towel head, sand-nigger, camel jockey, beaner, gook, or chink . . .
you call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you . . . So, why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live in?

You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP.
You have BET.

Imagine if we had WET (White Entertainment Television) . . . we'd be racists. 

If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.

If we had White History Month, we would be racists.

If we had any organization for whites only to 'advance' OUR lives, we would be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of  Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that???

A white woman could not be in the Miss Black America pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, You know we would be racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed black colleges in the US . Yet, if there were 'white colleges',those would be racist colleges.

In the Million Men March,you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. 
If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. but . . .when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

I am proud . . .But you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists???

That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country. We won't stand up for ourselves!

BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!

It's not a crime YET . . . But getting very close!