Twas The Night Before Christmas ... slightly updated.

Twas The Night Before Christmas ... slightly updated.
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Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,

everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.

We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like heck,

dat dear Ol' Obama's, gunna brang us our checks.

All of da family, was ly'in on the flow,

my sister wif her gurlfriend, and my brother wif some hoe.

Ashtrays was all full , empty beer cans and all

when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, it must be da law".


I pulled the sheet off da windoe and what I'ze could see,

I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.

But what did I see, made me say, "Laaawd look at dat".

dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big-ass rats.


Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be white,

but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight.

Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,

and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.


On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary Who

On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.

Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,

I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sh'eet!.


Dat Santy didn't need no chimney, he picked da lock on my doe,

an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch...he don did dis befoe"!

He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?

Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun my neck.


But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.

He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.

Den, wif my crap in his bag, out da windoe he flew,

I sho' woulda shanked him, be he snagged my knife too.


He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,

and waz gone in two seconds, "democrat son of a bitch".

So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,

'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit !!!!

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The Dead Horse Theory -

Is also used be known as the Peter Principle ....  sometimes is referred to as Political correctness.

The tribal wisdom of the Plains Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount, then get rid of the damn horse.

However, in government more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip.

2. Changing riders.

3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.

5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.

6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.

7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance.

10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.

11. Declaring that, as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.

12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

And, of course...

13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

One also could look in the root causes, i.e. what kind of parents he had, his socio economic background, maybe he was bullied or  his mother was single, etc. etc. etc...

Proud To Be White!

Proud to be white! ... Michael Richards makes his point . . .

Michael Richards, better known as Kramer from TV's Seinfeld, does make a good point.

This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. 

In it he raised a few interesting points . . .

I have been wondering about why whites are racists,and no other race is???

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc. 

And then there are just Americans.

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.

You call me 'White boy', 'Cracker', 'Honkey', 'Whitey', 'Caveman'... and that's OK. 

But when I call you nigger, kike,towel head, sand-nigger, camel jockey, beaner, gook, or chink . . .
you call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you . . . So, why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live in?

You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP.
You have BET.

Imagine if we had WET (White Entertainment Television) . . . we'd be racists. 

If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.

If we had White History Month, we would be racists.

If we had any organization for whites only to 'advance' OUR lives, we would be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of  Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that???

A white woman could not be in the Miss Black America pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, You know we would be racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed black colleges in the US . Yet, if there were 'white colleges',those would be racist colleges.

In the Million Men March,you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. 
If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. but . . .when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

I am proud . . .But you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists???

That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country. We won't stand up for ourselves!

BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!

It's not a crime YET . . . But getting very close!