Just
wanted to let you know -
Today I received my 2013 Social Security Stimulus
Package.
It
contained ...
- two tomato seeds
- cornbread mix
- a prayer rug
- a machine to blow smoke up my ass
- 2 discount coupons to KFC
- an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker
- a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard.
The
directions were in Spanish.
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